animepapi:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

Ha


How are all these people taking pictures with no phones? Do people actually still buy cameras?
animepapi:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

Ha


How are all these people taking pictures with no phones? Do people actually still buy cameras?
animepapi:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

Ha


How are all these people taking pictures with no phones? Do people actually still buy cameras?
animepapi:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

Ha


How are all these people taking pictures with no phones? Do people actually still buy cameras?
animepapi:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

Ha


How are all these people taking pictures with no phones? Do people actually still buy cameras?

animepapi:

phatwemin:

crunchwrapqueen:

panduh-burr:

alexandertherager:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

Jesus…. Lol!!!

Fucking idiots.

MY GOODNESS 

LMFAO

Ha

How are all these people taking pictures with no phones? Do people actually still buy cameras?

youwish-youcould:

kngshxt:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

all i learned from this nudes leak debacle is that beyonce don’t fuck with jay-z like that nigga prolly in the cut waitin for pics and all he gettin is emojis

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beyonce send that nigga polaroid nudes, in a case that only open wit his finger print, by pony express and that shit burst in to flames after 4 seconds like a snapchat.

F l a g r a n t.

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

booochica:

booochica:

petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

leafstars:

ok but where in the entire series does it say hermione is not a black trans girl????? never. oops bye

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

A message from Anonymous
if I see you on grindr how can I pick you up??
A reply from colorslashmotion

Colorslash’s Tips for One Nights Stands on Grindr

So you’re trying to get into someone’s pants on Grindr, Jack’d, Craigslist, etc. You are open to the idea of a one night stand. You know it might not go anywhere. Pretend you’re trying to get into my pants. For whatever reason. Intentions undisclosed. That’s great. Here’s some great tips for picking me up:

1) I need to know what classes you’re taking. I have standards, even with hookups, and it fucking turns me on to know that I’m screwing an honors biochemistry master student with minors in neurology and mathematics. If you whisper Fourier transforms to me while I’m penetrating you I’ll give you a cookie after.

2) Ask for naked pics. I won’t give them to you, but it’ll boost my ego.

3) If you ask to penetrate me over Grindr then you better have a good VR device.

4) I want to know all about your favorite songs, books, and poems so that I can feel superior while I’m degrading you like the little bitch you are.

5) Compliment me using any words you like. It feeds my aforementioned enormous ego.

6) If I don’t say hi back, then I’m not going to say hi back, but you can keep messaging me because it also feeds my ego. Just make me feel like a pretty princess, k? Because I am.

7) If you are mildly unattractive/creepy then offering alcohol, cannabis, ecstasy, or pretty much any hallucinogen won’t help your case. I only do perfect 10s.

8) Don’t send your penis. I don’t care. I only want to see my own. Let’s be honest - it’s better anyway.

9) If I am leaving you hanging it is because I’m juggling several guys. Don’t worry, though - I’ll get around to screwing you eventually.

10) Stress the fuck out about everything. If you’re not incredible in bed I’ll kick you out.

So there’s your guide to landing yourself a one night stand!

yungmeduseld:

grrspit:

whitetears365:

This is a great comeback for all of that “I don’t see race.” BS

AND YOU BENEFIT FROM IT EVERY DAY

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"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)