dilda-swinton:

erwin2013:

Rock Hudson

im gonna sext you through a ouija board

dilda-swinton:

erwin2013:

Rock Hudson

im gonna sext you through a ouija board

maikevierkant:

Space Foxes (because space animals are fun).

sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

scienceshenanigans:

chroniclesofachemist:

theskaldspeaks:

qualitymarvel:

if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i would choose RNA because it has U in it

YOU FUCKER

9/10 very close to being the worst science pun ever.

NO IT’S U, FUCKER

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE